100+ Savage Quotes For The Most Badass Instagram Captions - Glory of the Snow (2024)

100+ savage quotes for Instagram: the best badass savage quotes for girls, for haters and for an ex, perfect for your next Instagram caption!

“Well-behaved women seldom make history.”

Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Sometimes, it’s not easy to be a woman.

Your path to happiness and success is unique, and you won’t get there by trying to please everyone around you.

Sometimes you must be willing to unleash your inner bitch.

It does not mean you should be “malicious, bad-tempered, or aggressive”, as the Collins Dictionary defines it.

It means being assertive, ambitious, strong-minded, independent, and direct. And above all, not being a pushover for anyone.

If you enjoyed my sassy quotes and feel ready to take things to another level, you will love these savage quotes.

You may wonder what it actually means to be a savage.

In modern slang, a savage is a badass boss bitch who does not care what other people think and always gets what she wants.

Are you ready to take your Instagram game to the next level with these badass savage quotes? Let’s dive into it!

WARNING: These savage quotes are not for the faint-hearted and should be taken with a pinch of salt!

Savage Quotes For Girls

• While you’re stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too!
• I won’t be remembered as a woman who keeps her mouth shut. I’m okay with that.
• Don’t study me. You won’t graduate.
• Do no harm. Take no sh*t.
• Because mediocrity is not ok.
• “Bitches get stuff done.” Tina Fey
• We all know someone who speaks fluent sh*t.
• Giving a f*ck doesn’t really go with my outfit.
• The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
• “I’m way too exclusive, I don’t shop on Insta’ boutiques.” Megan Thee Stallion, Savage
• Make more moves and fewer announcements.
• “I don’t put up with being messed around, and I don’t suffer fools gladly. The short version of that is that I’m a bitch.” Robin McKinley
• When people tell me “you are gonna regret that in the morning”, I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver.
• “Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.” Megan Fox
• Be a lady with class, a girl with a mind, and a bitch with an attitude.

• People say I act like I don’t give a sh*t. It’s not an act.
• As the sh*t becomes deep I smile and buy higher heels!
• Be careful outside. It’s raining shady bitches everywhere.
• I always hit ‘Ignore Call’ with my middle finger.
• “Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?” Rihanna, Needed Me
• “I’m a savage – classy, bougie, ratchet, sassy, moody, nasty.” Megan Thee Stallion, Savage
• I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
• You’re so fake you make Barbie look real.
• Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold.
• 50% savage, 50% sweetheart.
• Be savage, not average.
• “If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.” Katharine Hepburn
• “You’re italic, I’m in bold.” Billie Eilish, “Copycat”
• “Look, I don’t mean to be a bitch… well, actually I do.” Santana Lopez, Glee

• Princess? No bitch, Queen.
• You are either on my side, by my side, or in my f*cking way. Choose wisely.
• Down to earth, but still above you.
• If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.
• I am sorry but what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t to me.
• If you are waiting for me to give a sh*t, you better pack a lunch. It is going to be a while.
• “I’m that bitch. Been that bitch, still that bitch. Will forever be that bitch.” Megan Thee Stallion, Savage
• Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you´ll find a brain back there.
• Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
• You are a human version of period cramps.
• Real is rare, fake is everywhere.
• I’m really a nice person until you piss me off.
• “She didn’t care that people called her a bitch. ‘It’s just another word for feminist,’ she told me with pride.” Gayle Forman, If I Stay
• “Having a vagin* does not stop me from believing my balls are bigger than yours.” Suits
• “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.” Raylan Givens
• I love the sound you make when you shut up.
• My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.
• Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

• Aww… My middle finger likes you!
• Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
• I have reached that level of my life where I will need a stronger word than the word f*ck.
• Lose ya feelings and turn ya savage up.
• Be a badass with a good ass.
• She didn’t give a f*ck, not even one. And she lived happily ever after.
• You can’t do epic sh*t with basic people.
• When life f*cks you, change the position and enjoy.
• My middle finger salutes your attitude.
• It’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.
• As f*ck is my favorite unit of measurement.
• Don’t stand too close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.
• “I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.” Madonna
• I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort.

• Do you know what that sounds like? Not my problem.
• Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
• I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.
• Listen, smile, and agree. Then, go ahead and do whatever the f*ck you were gonna do anyway.
• I’m actually not funny. I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.
• “Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.” Madonna
• “Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.” Johnny Carson
• “When it comes to cursing I am an Artist .” Elaaz Allouane
• “I don’t know how to phrase this exactly but what the f*ck?” Lev Grossman, The Magician’s Land

Savage Quotes For An Ex

• You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
• Does it bother you that I’m unbothered?
• Cancel my subscription because I am done with your issues.
• Please don’t ever think that I need you in my life. Because at one point we didn’t know each other and I was doing just fine!
• Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.

• Oh, I saw something that reminded me of you today. But don’t worry, I flushed it.
• You made me realize that everything comes with an expiry date.
• Not everyone you lose is a loss.
• Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.
• My mascara is too expensive to cry over you.
• My ex had one very annoying habit – breathing!
• I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.
• Bitch, your “sorry” won’t change the story.

• Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick!
• Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly.
• “Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.” Fall Out Boy, Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
• “You don’t deserve my tears. I guess that’s why they ain’t there.” Beyoncé
• Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

Savage Quotes For Haters

• Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon!
• People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like “Damn, I got myself a fan club!”.
• Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
• Hate me but you are still watching? Bitch, you are a fan!
• “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” Oscar Wilde
• When someone hates you for no reason… just give them one.
• Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they’re behind you for a reason.

• You don’t like me but you like stalking my Instagram!
• I need new haters, the old ones became my fans.
• “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.” Gretchen Wieners, Mean Girls
• The less you care, the more they care.
• Be happy; it drives people crazy.
• “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” Harvey Specter.
• “You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” Winston S. Churchill
• “Never retract, never explain, never apologize. Just get things done and let them howl.” Nellie McClung
• Oh, you hate me? Join the club. There are weekly meetings at the corner of f*ck you street and kiss my ass blvd.

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So these are the best savage captions for the times when you feel like embracing your inner bitch.

I hope you have found the perfect quote to share in your next Instagram caption!

Thanks for stopping by!

Magda

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